Wednesday:
I had taken Monday off for Movie Night, and I was still a little sore of Tuesday, but mostly I did nothing on Tuesday due to laziness. So, Wednesday I knew I needed to do something after work or I'd fall back into my "do nothing all the time yay party on the couch!" cycle.
So, when I got home from work I grabbed the dog and headed out for three miles.
Except, I don't know what the dog's problem was (or, really, MY problem), but I wanted to punch him in the face. He was stopping every 20 feet or so, sniffing, standing around, doing dip shit dog stuff, just far far far more frequently than usual. And it was making me angry. Which, hey, let's be honest, that's stupid. I was getting mad at the dog for being a dog. Right? So I cut the run short after a mile and stormed home. I threw the dog in the house (not literally you guys that's fucked up!), and took my anger out on the weedgrass encroaching on my succulent garden.
I got wonderfully lost in the weeding until I realized the sun was totally gone and the street lights were lighting my front lawn. I felt loads better. I still got the heart pumping for the day, which is good cardiovascularly or whatever.
Thursday Morning:
120 kb swings (16kg): 20, 20 w/ 10 each hand, repeat three times
--one handed kb swings at this weight are rough, man. I should look in to what muscles they work. Like, does it just work the arm more, or is it the full body equivalent of doing a two handed swing at a heavier weight?
Using the same 16kg kb:
1 per arm clean
10 air squats
60 seconds jump rope
2 per arm clean
20 air squats
60 seconds jump rope
3 per arm clean
30 air squats
60 seconds jump rope
4 per arm clean
---and then, 5 squats in, "how much should I feel this in my knees?" "Not at all." "So, if I am feeling it in my knees, what should I be doing different?" And we stopped.
As best we can tell, my muscles are hella tight (yo) from last week's curling (still? that makes me feel like an out of shape lazy fuck). My trainer says when you do totally new movements you can be stiff longer, and instructed me to spend a lot of time stretching my quads, IT band, and hip flexors. Blech.
Things get fuzzy here, because Friday we also did arms, and my memory is such that it's hard to tease out, at this point, what happened Thursday morning versus Friday morning (yes, yes, I know, that's fucked up, what kind of idiot has a memory like that, right? This is my life.). So I'll just clump all the arm shit together under the Friday heading.
When I got home from work Thursday night I pulled my laptop out into the newly floored but still empty living room, put the first episode of this season of Psych on, and foam rolled and stretched. My muscles were as tight as an 80s hair band concert. It felt good. Not good enough that I'm moving to India and dedicating my life to stretching, but still good.
Friday:
x3
12 chest presses (two 30lb dbs)
15 tricep pull downs
x3
60 second rope slams
15 assisted pull ups
15 shoulder presses (two 15lb dbs which felt impossibly heavy)
x3
60 second rope snake things
10 assisted chip ups (which are harder than pull ups on the gym bar because it's not level, it's at weird angles and too far apart)
15 lateral raises (two 10 lb db -- originally out to the side, but my right shoulder popped every time, so then it was straight out in front)
x3
45 second planks (was too much of a pussy to do 60 second planks I guess)
After work I decided to put the house back together instead of working out. I put furniture pads on the bottom of everything, and hauled couches and shelves and crap out of the kitchen and bedroom. For the first time in two weeks I could open both the dishwasher and the over. It was fucking glorious.
We still have to figure out if we want to keep the current living room configuration before we put the billion pounds of books back on the shelves, but it's still nice to have a normal house again.
I did not prepare well for essentially losing access to the kitchen. I would get home and be starving. I would climb over the couches in the kitchen, growling at the empty fridge, lamenting the inability to access the cupboards with cans of food, and inevitably give up and order something. Occasionally I was smart enough to buy something on the way home, but I even managed to fuck that up, by accidentally ordered 12 tacos at a taco truck on night (and then eating them all in one sitting, how the fuck is that possible?).
Anyway, pictures.
Came home one night to a possum chilling on the front porch. It retreated to my garden tool hutch.
Our board game closet got relocated to behind our bedroom door. This is by no means organized, but it's every game we own.
Thursday marked 8 years since our first date, so my husband and I went out to the diner where we talked for hours 8 years ago, and stayed once again until they closed down. I made him a card for the occasion.
My 35lb KB arrived.
Eating cheeseless pizza in bed.
My
favorite living artist started tinkering with water color, so I bought another original. This guy is amazing, will do custom work, grossly underprices his stuff, and is pretty funny.
My dog.
Finally, the new floors.