19. Yesterday was a rest day, so I have nothing exercise-wise to report.
18. I did get my arm pits waxed.
17. But before I did, I had to wipe them down with a baby wipe, because I forgot to wear deodorant again.
16. I'm hairy and I smell. Thank god I tricked someone into marrying me, right?
15. I ate candy, cookies, and beef jerky for lunch yesterday.
14. But since I skipped coffee, my stomach managed it like a champ.
13. I'm slowly learning that drinking coffee makes my stomach fuck up.
12. Which sucks, because it's delicious.
11. Once it's fully established, I'll try integrating decaf. *sigh*
10. I leave for Arizona in THREE DAYS.
8. If I were gay I'd totally have a crush on Rachel Maddow.
7. I'm really nervous about my triathlon you guys. It's a new feeling with me, and I'm not sure what to do with it.
6. My fingernails are all the same length right now, and it is a pretty, reasonable length. This means that over the next 5 days, half of them will break off. Because that's how my fingers roll.
5. Fuck, I have to think of five more things?
4. I like salami.
3. I used to like dill pickles, but now I don't.
2. I don't like Pepsi.
1. Bob's your uncle.
BONUS! Sonja uploaded her pictures from when she came to LA:
Tell me something random.