Do you have inappropriate conversations at the gym/while working out? Do you overhear super messed up conversations?
Do you know what you're going to wear for Halloween this year?
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Number of sex references during the workout relating to the workout: At least three.
Things we talked about:
-Massages suck. Neither of us really like them. At which point I said "It feels better when you stick me." And then we stared at each other. And I looked around, and said, louder "It's a tool. To relax my muscles!" "That doesn't sound any better." (The Stick)
-He asked me "Is it normal to be watching porn and feel bad for the people in it?" I told him it actually means he's a good person.
-I can deadlift more than any of his other clients. Which means his other clients are giant pansies. Also, he doesn't really train guys.
- My goals: Benching body weight. Pull ups. Well, even one would be nice. 5 double arm strict presses at rkc level weight. Faster mile via kettlebells. Century. He thinks I can do a handstand push up already, but we ran out of time to test it out.
-Guys with strong grips giving hand jobs. You could really hurt somebody!
-Make up. I don't understand why some women wear it every day. "You're the only girl I know who's not lying to everyone"
-Halloween costumes. He knows what his is. I knew what my was, but now I'm undecided, which scares the crap out of me. I only have two months!!!!
-Has everyone ever died from chocking on a dick? Is it a good thing or a bad thing that I'm not the only one asking this question?
No visible sweat. A combination of talking too long post-workout, and the wicking power of the shirt.
The Workout:
Chest press. 75lb 85lb 85lb 95lb max (1.5 reps. Ug)
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Stiff arm hang ten seconds (while staring at myself in the mirror, and damn do I look good you guys)
Strict press kb 12kg x3
2 double arm strict press. holy shit. The second one, man, I thought I was going to fail but I didn't. Which was a CRAZY good feeling.
4x
Wide grip pull downs
4x
Archaic looking machine rows
3x
Planks with snake breathing every 15 second. Felt like a goddamn retard.
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My right shoulder/neck area is stiffening up now. FUN! I'm sure I'll feel super duper awesome in the morning. But it was a good workout, and I had some hilarious conversations with my trainer.
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ReplyDeleteThose are some serious questions. Probably no one has DIED from choking on a dick, but there is definitely a genre of porn dedicated to puking because of it.
ReplyDeleteThat's where I'll leave that.
Oh I have always wanted to do one normal pull up. It is so hard!!! I love Halloween. I really want to Be I Love Lucy but husband refuses to be Ricky, lol.
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ReplyDeleteOk the porn question is hysterical! I am signed up for a Halloween Half Marathon in Provo, Utah and still don't know what I'm gonna be. We signed up for this thing back in Feb and said we would work on ideas all year. Well here we are with two months to go and nothing. FAIL.
ReplyDeleteI am soooo excited to go to the gym tomorrow!! I am going to be all ears and see what I can hear, and feel out this dude to see if I can get him to talk about anything crazy. This is pretty much our only date, so I have to make it good!
ReplyDeleteBecause I am such a faghag, I wanted my #1 gay and I to be Blush and Bashful for Halloween --- i.e. Shelby's wedding colors in Steel Magnolias. We love that movie!
I don't get the everyday makeup thing either. I wore it twice this week which is more than I've worn it in the past two months combined. lol...I am a slob I guess. Tomboy. That's the word.
ReplyDeleteOH! I forgot my make-up comment.
ReplyDeleteThis is big of me ... I went to the Y 3 days this week without any make-up on. I did have on Chapstick the first day. And I even let the man at the counter take my ID photo that way.
With that being said, when we do the 5K and the Half Marathon you can guarantee I'll have my lipstick on .... it's for the pictures. I will look like death if I go nude. I'm just all sorts of washed out.
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ReplyDeleteI just had visions of some testosterone pumped up tranny giving handjobs and messing someone up Gonzo's nose style.
If there isn't any sweat, did the workout really happen?
Well...hmmm...that's all I have to say really...just hmmm...
ReplyDeleteYou are looking DAMN good, girl! I'm going with you to the gym next week, I need to hear some of those conversations, my gym is totally boring!
ReplyDeleteI am just learning pull ups. First I could only do them if I stood on a chair and lowered myself down(reverse pull up) but now I can do them from the floor one at a time.
ReplyDeleteIf my gym could guarantee me entertaining conversations I would totally pay for a trainer.
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