Do you have inappropriate conversations at the gym/while working out? Do you overhear super messed up conversations?
Do you know what you're going to wear for Halloween this year?
Number of sex references during the workout relating to the workout: At least three.
Things we talked about:
-Massages suck. Neither of us really like them. At which point I said "It feels better when you stick me." And then we stared at each other. And I looked around, and said, louder "It's a tool. To relax my muscles!" "That doesn't sound any better." (The Stick)
-He asked me "Is it normal to be watching porn and feel bad for the people in it?" I told him it actually means he's a good person.
-I can deadlift more than any of his other clients. Which means his other clients are giant pansies. Also, he doesn't really train guys.
- My goals: Benching body weight. Pull ups. Well, even one would be nice. 5 double arm strict presses at rkc level weight. Faster mile via kettlebells. Century. He thinks I can do a handstand push up already, but we ran out of time to test it out.
-Guys with strong grips giving hand jobs. You could really hurt somebody!
-Make up. I don't understand why some women wear it every day. "You're the only girl I know who's not lying to everyone"
-Halloween costumes. He knows what his is. I knew what my was, but now I'm undecided, which scares the crap out of me. I only have two months!!!!
-Has everyone ever died from chocking on a dick? Is it a good thing or a bad thing that I'm not the only one asking this question?
No visible sweat. A combination of talking too long post-workout, and the wicking power of the shirt.
Chest press. 75lb 85lb 85lb 95lb max (1.5 reps. Ug)
Stiff arm hang ten seconds (while staring at myself in the mirror, and damn do I look good you guys)
Strict press kb 12kg x3
2 double arm strict press. holy shit. The second one, man, I thought I was going to fail but I didn't. Which was a CRAZY good feeling.
Wide grip pull downs
Archaic looking machine rows
Planks with snake breathing every 15 second. Felt like a goddamn retard.
My right shoulder/neck area is stiffening up now. FUN! I'm sure I'll feel super duper awesome in the morning. But it was a good workout, and I had some hilarious conversations with my trainer.