Rock out with your socks out.
I quickly changed into a running outfit. It was sunny enough for a hat. And, this top is short enough that I don't think I'll be wearing it again.
It makes my ass look 40 feet tall. Still fantastic, but 40 feet tall.
I tried to run the dog two miles, but he pooped out after a mile. Wuss. Okay, the sidewalk was probably pretty hot.
Afterward, I was ready to dust my bike off.
Which meant a wardrobe change.
Do these padded shorts make my butt look big? Because it feels like I'm wearing a diaper.
Meet my bike. It's way nicer than I deserve.
But, oh man, those bike shorts. Sitting on a cloud, riding the wind.
Except, my bike tires seemed a little flatter than they should be. I searched through the garage for my bike pump, but it's a death trap in there.
So I threw my bike in the back of my car and headed off to the bike shop.
It was closed. What kind of bike shop closes at 6pm?
Not cool. So, I drove to the other bike shop. And they were open!
I scored a sick bike pump. I took it home and tried to use it.
Either I'm retarded or the tubes are leaking. Both are very highly likely.
All I ended up with was dirty hands.
I'll drag my bike to the better shop on Friday and apologize for being retarded.
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Do you ever wonder if your dog thinks you're retarded? (ALL THE TIME)
What is your go-to dinner choice when you're too lazy to actually do anything?
Love the bike~
ReplyDeleteGo to dinner is Jimmy Johns #4 with extra mayo and cucumber added with an Blackberry Izze and Salt and Vinegar chips. Yeah, I know not very healthy but damn good!
So you didn't end up riding after all that? I'd be PISSED.
ReplyDeleteI don't have a dog, but I'm positive that they just sitting there, looking up at their owners, thinking, DAMN, they are retarded. Good call.
I'm pretty sure my pets worship me. I wish I was joking about it, but seriously they seem to just always need to be ON me. They are so freaking cute!
ReplyDeleteOkay, your ass with the short top - and how you said it looks 40 feet tall. I always thought that about the girls that would wear those disgusting Wrangler jeans. I figure there is no way they looked in a mirror to see what the back view was. Fortunately your ass looks way better than a Wrangler one!
Your bike shorts look awesome =D They make me want a pair =)
ReplyDeleteAnd seriously WHAT is with stuff closing early?! 6pm?? Geez.
I think my dogs just think.....wait I am not sure if they evern think - they are not the brightest doggies. I think they were both the runts of there litters.
ReplyDeleteGo to dinner - take out or fend for yourself frozen food feast! LOL
Oh man, that seems like so much work involved to not have gone for ride in the end! Bummer!
ReplyDeleteLove your bike shorts. May have to pick up riding just to get a pair.
While you're at it, ask the bike shop peeps to adjust your handlebars and seat to an appropriate height for you. They're looking a little low (which can be bad for the knees)
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